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Cocktail Menu

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JJ GOODMAN
BARTENDER PATRON

For allergen information, please speak to a member of staff. We unfortunately cannot guarantee the total absence of allergens in our drinks. An optional 12.5% service charge will be applied to table service.

COCKTAIL MASTERCLASS £40

Polish up your DIY cocktail skills with our “Kitchen Cocktails” masterclasses that will get you impressing at home in no time. time behind the bar with our master mixologists

In our 90 minute classes you’ll get 4 cocktails & some one-on-one

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THE PROGRAM

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The months of mixing, shaking and tasting have created a new style of drinks menu which we cannot stop smiling about! Taking our most popular modifying flavours, we’ve elaborated on each one to showcase our love of their versatility! Below, you’ll see each style that we’ve applied to each flavour to give our guests more of what they want & keep our bartenders pumped about mixing them!

HOUSE

FABULOUS ⋅ FAMOUS ⋅ AFFORDABLE

Our house cocktails have been with us for well over a decade! The original gangstas of the Cocktail Club legacy have been twisted to perfection! We hang our hat on the fact that our classics are amongst the best on the planet at a price which promises the best bang for your buck!

THEATRE

NAUGHTY ⋅ FLAMBOYANT ⋅ FUN

Our well-documented love of playing with our drinks has often landed us in hot water… As the naughty crew in the bar world, we love nostalgic recipes which transport us to another time and make us giggle! In short, we break the rules and put on a show!

TOP SHELF

LUXURY ⋅ REFINED ⋅ SEXY

Our top shelf tipples are a luxurious blend of our favourite premium booze which would’ve gathered dust on the back bar! Spirits which we truly believe deliver excellence in their categories & our classic twists! These flavours are beautiful and we deliver while bringing excellent value!

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ICED TEAS

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“Life handed him a lemon, as life sometimes will do. His friends looked on in pity, assuming he was through. They came upon him later, reclining in the shade, in calm contentment, drinking, a glass of lemonade” – The Optimist, 1940

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LONG ISLAND ICED TEA | £9

Citrus ⋅ Fizzy ⋅ Boozy

Here comes the hot stepper! We mix up a storm with Bacardi Rum, Luksusowa Vodka, Cazcabel Tequila, Beefeater Gin, Lemon and Diet Coke!

long island iced tea

BULLFROG | £12

Energising ⋅ Long ⋅ Blue

Blue Curacao and Red Bull lead the charge on this absolute beast! Paired with Bacardi Rum, Luksusowa Vodka and Beefeater Gin.

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BEVERLY HILLS | £12

Bubbly ⋅ Vanilla ⋅ Classy

Feeling fabulous? Then take it up a notch with Grand Marnier, Vodka, Gin, Vanilla and Prosecco. Covered in rose petals obviously…

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PINEAPPLE.

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It’s mental to imagine that pineapple was once the ultimate status symbol. After Columbus brought one back after discovering Aroyalty merica, the western world flipped it’s lid at the sight and taste of the ‘King fruit’. As they couldn’t be grown in Europe, you had to import them which inly royalty could afford!

reggae rum punch cocktail

REGGAE RUM PUNCH | £9

Tropical ⋅ Long ⋅ Punchy

Are you ready for Carnival!? Rumbar Overproof packs the punch, while grenadine syrup blends perfectly with pineapple, orange and lime juice! Accented with bitters, this sure is a drink to celebrate!

picante - pineapple based cocktail

PICANTE | £12

Tequila ⋅ Lime ⋅ Chilli

From our house to yours! We’ve upgraded this modern classic with Cazcabel Tequila, Coriander & Agave syrup. Spiced with Tabasco & lengthened with lime and pineapple juices.

picante - pineapple based cocktail

CRAVAT | £13

Dark Rum ⋅ Almond ⋅ Citrus

Our Mai Tai has taken on a French twist, combining Plantation 5 star rum with Seven Tails Brandy & Grand Marnier! Lengthened with lime & pineapple juices. Sweetened with Orgeat and topped with bitters - this is a serious Tiki twist.

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MINT.

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Mint comes from ‘Minthe’ - a greek mythical siren. She was hitting on Hades - king of the underworld - and slagged off his wife Persephone. When Persephone got wind of it, she transformed Minthe into a plant! Chat shit, get banged!

mojito cocktail

MOJITO | £9

Citrus ⋅ Refreshing ⋅ Long

This classic contains the perfect blend of Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, lime, soda and mint. Topped of with a couple dashes of Angostura bitters. Bosh!

bramley apple-smash cocktail

BRAMLEY APPLE SMASH | £12

Gin ⋅ Elderflower ⋅ Apple

Summer never has to end with our delicious concoction of Bramley apple sauce, Beefeater Gin, Elderflower, Citrus and mint! Truly an English picnic classic!

southside royale cocktail

SOUTHSIDE ROYALE | £13

Bubbles ⋅ Crisp ⋅ Gin

The magic is in the remix for our legendary Southside Royale served with a flamed absinthe mist! Sipsmith Gin, sweet & sour topped with ice-cold Prosecco makes this cocktail crisp and complex!

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PASSIONFRUIT.

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Passionfruit was named by a pack of religious groupies trying to convert Brazil into Christianity around 1700. The fruit has beautiful purple flowers that the Spanish tourists tried to explain represented the resurrection (only god knows how). The analogy might suck, but the name stuck!

passionfruit martini cocktail

PORNSTAR MARTINI | £9

Vodka ⋅ Vanilla ⋅ Sexy

The queen of the cocktail scene! Luksusowa Vodka, La Vida Tropica Liqueur, a splash of apple juice and sharpened with passionfruit puree and a shot of Prosecco on the side!

solaro sundae coktail

SOLARO SUNDAE | £12

Creamy ⋅ Mango ⋅ Coconut

Yes, you read that correctly! Bacardi Coconut,mango puree, La Vida Tropica Liqueur, Passionfruit Syrup & Cream combine to create the ultimate Sundae! Topped with a passionfruit mousse.

sgroppino passion cocktail

SGROPPINO PASSIONE | £13

Bubbles ⋅ Sorbet ⋅ Dessert

A light & crisp Italian dessert cocktail made by pouring Prosecco over sorbet. We twisted the hell out of this with Damoiseau Passionfruit Agricole Rum, citrus and vanilla syrup!

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BERRIES.

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Strawberries could cure your hangover! Nature has blessed us with plenty of homeopathic remedies, including strawberries. They contain salicylates, which is an ingredient in aspirin! Hair of the dog never tasted so good.

bramble cocktail

BRAMBLE | £9

Gin ⋅ Citrus ⋅ Blackberry

A legendary British classic cocktail simply made by churning Beefeater Gin, Chambord Liqueur and Citrus for a perfectly balanced, delicious cocktail!

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JAM JAR DAIQUIRI | £10

Strawberry ⋅ Rum ⋅ Citrus

Our strawberry Jam Jar Daiquiri has graced our menu for over a decade and shows no sign of coming off any time soon! Bacardi, Strawberry Jam, cranberry & Strawberry liqueur make the dream come together!

roxanne cocktail

ROXANNE | £13½

Vodka ⋅ Sexy ⋅ Fizzy

Put on the red light for our seductive serve! Vestal Raspberry & Blackcurrant Vodka, Raspberry liqueur, citrus & soda. You’re sure to fall in love at first sight!

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COFFEE.

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Coffee was petitioned to be banned in the 1670s by a group of angry wives who were sick of their husbands underperforming in the bedroom. They exclaimed that “The excessive use of that abominable liquor” had dried up the “radical moisture” and had made their husbands “as unfruitful as the desserts whence that unhappy berry is said to be brought”. Hilarious!

espresso martini

ESPRESSO MARTINI | £9

Rich ⋅ Coffee ⋅ Energising

This one is sure to “wake you up & fuck you up!”. Luksusowa Vodka, Kahlua Coffee Liqueur, Coffee & an Oreo biscuit. Delish!

chocolate Nutella whiskey cocktail

CHOCTAILS & DREAMS | £12

Creamy ⋅ Nutella ⋅ Whiskey

It really is as good as it sounds! Topped with Whipped cream and a toasted marshmallow, we flip up a storm! Jack Daniels, Coffee Liqueur, Nutella and a creamed yolk. Dreams really can come true!

truffle chocolate cocktail

TRUFFLETINI | £13

Tonka ⋅ Rum ⋅ Chocolate

Our world-beating Espresso Martini twist is a rich & complex combination of Plantation 5 star rum, Mr. Black Coffee Liqueur, Tonka Bean Syrup and coffee. All topped off with a chocolate truffle!

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OAK & SMOKE.

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Smoking or toasting oak has been a practice since Roman times! Oak is easy to bend into a watertight container to help carry around anything from stinky fish to vegetables. The barrels would be burnt to remove any unpleasant smells which, as it turns out, is amazing for ageing and maturing booze!

old fashioned bourbon cocktail

OLD FASHIONED | £9

Bourbon ⋅ Boozy ⋅ Orange

Old dogs mixed up with some new tricks! Four Roses Bourbon & demerara sugar blends perfectly with a mixture of classic and orange Angostura Bitters.

beekeeper cocktail

BEEKEEPER | £12

Amaretto ⋅ Smoke ⋅ Citrus

Don’t burst my bubble! Unless it’s a Laphroaig Islay Whisky scented bubble topping our wonderful cocktail - A mixture of Luxardo Amaretto, Makers Mark Bourbon, citrus, honey and Laphroaig.

raison detre cocktail

RAISIN D’ETRE | £13

Rum ⋅ Raisin ⋅ Chocolate

You’ll certainly discover your reason for living after a sip of El Dorado 12 Year Rum, rich Pedro Ximanez Sherry & Angostura Chocolate Bitters. Your purpose has been discovered!

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SHOOTERS.

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Fancy a little somethin’ somethin’ to get the party started?!

Crack baby | £5

VODKA ⋅ PASSIONFRUIT ⋅ VANILLA

Blow Job | £5

BAILEYS ⋅ AMARETTO ⋅ CREAM

Squashed Frog | £5

MIDORI ⋅ BAILEYS ⋅ GRENADINE

Flatliner | £5

TEQUILA ⋅ SAMBUCA ⋅ TABASCO

Fuck Up | £5

GREEN CHARTREUSE ⋅ RUMBAR OVERPROOF

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Can't decide?! Ask a member of our team to bring out the TAROT BALL. Our magic 8 ball has the power to pick out your perfect partner in crime.

SHARERS.

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A great way to celebrate with friends. Sharers are a real crowd pleaser!

zombie cocktail

ZOMBIE | £40

RUM ⋅ PUNCH ⋅ FIRE

All for rum & rum for all in this Tiki classic loaded with Bacardi rums, Rumbar overproof, maraschino cherry liqueur, pineapple & grapefruit juices.

SERVES 4

champions sharer cocktail

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

Prosecco £100 ⋅ Perrier Jouet £150 ⋅ Dom Perignon £300

Your turn to lift the trophy?! We fill ours with a heavy dose of Luksusowa Vodka, Lychee Liqueur, Gabriel Boudier Cassis, Vanilla and Lemon. Top it off with your choice of bubbles depending on how much of a champion you want to be!

SERVES 10

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GRAPES

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Cocktailed out? Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us. Here’s our selection of beers & wines for every occasion

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BEER & CIDER

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Staropramen

£5

Czech Republic / Bottle / 5%

Breton Cidre

£5

France / Bottle / 5%

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CLASSIFIEDS.

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When we promise the best value of money cocktails on the planet, we take it seriously!

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HAPPY HOUR

2 4 £12
on the whole menu

Our infamous Happy Hour runs from when we open, until 7pm

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HAPPY HOUR ALL NIGHT

2-4-£12 ALL NIGHT

Every Monday end bartender’s choice of cocktail on Happy Hour all night long!

HAPPY MEAL | £10

BEER ∙ SHOT ∙ DAIQUIRI

AKA the “Bartender’s Breakfast”. Available to hospitality staff only. Cazcabel Tequila, Bacardi Daiquiri and a Staropramen.